cathymadridista:

everything is perfect but… Cristiano, please. do something with your hair… 

cathymadridista:

everything is perfect but… Cristiano, please. do something with your hair… 

@jake

Thanks :)

I hope anon figures out a way to throw a punch through his/her computer screen and mine. That would be some mind-bending shit right there!

Anonymous asked: I wish I could punch you through my screen. You're such an asshole.

Oh okay.

That’s a nice message for the morning.

beneaththepool:

Portugal vs Croatia — International friendly, June 10, 2013. Geneva, Switzerland
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beneaththepool:

Portugal vs Croatia — International friendly, June 10, 2013. Geneva, Switzerland

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c’monnnn san antonio

O man I am LOVING these comms calling Spain out on following the Barcelona model of flopping, diving, and gaming the ref

Spain’s starting XI is alarming for the fact that all players save ONE can be found in one of two clubs.

(Source: piazon, via juaninmata)

It’s June 2013…

and I still can’t properly respond to asks while on my phone

ugh

Why is new york city becoming a cheesy ass parody of itself